Most accountants are old, grey suit loving folks. We're not. We're down-to-earth friendly people that talk in plain English and understand the tattoo world.
What do most people say when they first meet us? "You don't look like accountants." Nope, we don't. A tie doesn't make you smart or good at your job. Experience and hard work make you good and that's why we're the best accountants for tattoo artists and studios.
We're experienced, qualified, accountants. Tattoo Accountants has been going for over 7 years now and we've worked at other places for over 10 years before that, so trust us when we say we know what we're doing!
We have a simple plan in terms of our services to you.
WE MAKE EVERYTHING AS EASY AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU.
We get you and the tattoo lifestyle, you're all about the art, not about numbers and form filing. We're the opposite, numbers are our thing, so leave it to us!
Even though we offer so much and all from the best staff, we don't want to charge a fortune for our services, so we keep our prices low.
OUR PRICES ARE LOWER THAN THE PENALTIES AND TAX YOU COULD PAY WITHOUT US!
Our low monthly fees also cover all the advice you need. When you sign up you'll get YOUR VERY OWN FRIENDLY, DEDICATED ACCOUNTANT.
We don't hide behind our calculators, we love going out and meeting our clients. We'll be attending most of the major conventions, so come say hi!
We keep your stuff right so WE KEEP HMRC OFF YOUR BACK.
We can help you get a mortgage, get a new car, improve your credit rating and lots of other cool things too.
You don't even need to read it, just pass it on to us! We'll sort it for you and take care of what it's asking for. Be as involved (or as lazy) as you want with this stuff, we'll do it for you.
You won't find any of that 'press 1 for whatever' crap here. We're real people and we're happy to speak to you however you prefer, whether that's phone or email. We also have the best (and most adorable?) DOTbot (Done On Time Bot), who will send you important reminders when you need to do something. No spam. Ever.
Got a late tax return? Well, that could be a £1500 penalty (or more)!
Late limited accounts? Well, that could be a £3000 penalty!
OR from just £32 a month, never get a penalty again!
We’re the accountants for UK tattoo artists and studios. Get in touch to see how we can help save you tax, time and stress.